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EYE DUN CURR. TUMBLAHS AH ASSHAWL SUMTYMEZ

 OMG IK IT’S SO PATHETIC, Let me tell you something about Tumblr. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Tumblr was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, it’d be like, “Why didn’t you log on today?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all website computer-party, I was like, “Tumblr, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re virus.” I mean I couldn’t have a virus at my party. There were gonna be websites there with no Fire Wall. I mean, right? It was a VIRUS. So then it’s secretary called my secretary and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then it started talking to Internet Explorer because no other websites would talk to it anymore, and it came back in the fall to try again, all of its icons were in different places and it was totally weird, and now I guess it hates you.